Clumsy Candy

Wherever I go, I always stumble and fall.

In whatever I do, I have super duper *minor* accidents.

I believe in Guardian Angels.

For if not, I think I would have died because of my clumsiness…

Even if I just walk barefoot, I’d still slip-trip-and-fall…

Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with myself anymore…

 

I used to get embarrassed all the time…

But now, I just could not count the many instances of my fall…

So I just laugh at myself – apologize to the crowd if they were distracted…

I swear I did not seek your attention…

It was just me – clumsy as usual 😛

 

So here I am…

Standing Four Feet Eleven…

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Yet I still bumped myself into a very sharp edge…

**faints**

 

 

… and had a **BUKOL** in my head

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a very big one that I burst into tears like a 5-year-old… ahuk… ahuk… ahuk…

 

It was too painful even for a clumtard like me…

I checked if my brain’s logic is still functioning – 1 hamburger + 1 large fry + coke = McDonald’s Value Meal for lunch…

I checked my memory – I remembered that I was hungry and I needed food.

— no wait… That’s not a memory, that’s just my stomach being a b*tch telling my brain what I need to do… at least I know my reflexes and my nervous system is still fine… neurons are working fine…

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I remembered to camwhore though… so I think I should be fine 😛

ktnxbai 😛

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