Wherever I go, I always stumble and fall.
In whatever I do, I have super duper *minor* accidents.
I believe in Guardian Angels.
For if not, I think I would have died because of my clumsinessâ€¦
Even if I just walk barefoot, Iâ€™d still slip-trip-and-fallâ€¦
Sometimes I just donâ€™t know what to do with myself anymoreâ€¦
I used to get embarrassed all the timeâ€¦
But now, I just could not count the many instances of my fallâ€¦
So I just laugh at myself â€“ apologize to the crowd if they were distractedâ€¦
I swear I did not seek your attentionâ€¦
It was just me â€“ clumsy as usual 😛
So here I amâ€¦
Standing Four Feet Elevenâ€¦
Yet I still bumped myself into a very sharp edgeâ€¦
â€¦ and had a **BUKOL** in my head
a very big one that I burst into tears like a 5-year-oldâ€¦ ahukâ€¦ ahukâ€¦ ahukâ€¦
It was too painful even for a clumtard like meâ€¦
I checked if my brainâ€™s logic is still functioning â€“ 1 hamburger + 1 large fry + coke = McDonaldâ€™s Value Meal for lunchâ€¦
I checked my memory â€“ I remembered that I was hungry and I needed food.
— no waitâ€¦ Thatâ€™s not a memory, thatâ€™s just my stomach being a b*tch telling my brain what I need to doâ€¦ at least I know my reflexes and my nervous system is still fineâ€¦ neurons are working fineâ€¦
I remembered to camwhore thoughâ€¦ so I think I should be fine 😛
hahahahaha.. ang cute naman ng bukol mo dude di ko makita. 😛
pano mo sinabing cute di mo naman kita? XD sino kasama mo? XD XD XD kitakits later!
ouch although wala naman naging problem. you still had the presence of mind to take some photos on scene. hahaha.